Law Smith
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You know that feeling when you're standing in the cereal aisle of a Publix on a Tuesday afternoon, staring at a "Protein-Enriched Lucky Charms Bar" wondering who the hell greenlit this abomination? It's the same sensation you get watching a magician reveal his tricks—equal parts fascination and disillusionment. The industrial food complex has caught on to our collective protein obsession, but they've done it with all the grace of a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving trying to use TikTok. They slap "PROTEIN" on packages filled with garbage-tier ingredients and hope we don't flip them over to read the fine print. It's marketing theater at its finest, and we're the captive audience holding our wallets.


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